jaclcfrost:

if people i know online met me in person they’d be surprised by several things like

• my height
• my voice
• exactly how annoying i can be

beyoncevevo:

its been a decade since 2004 now im uncomfortable 

all im interested in right now is laying in bed and kissing a lot

carlospalrner:

The hills are alive with the sound of illegal fireworks

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

turntable-thoughts:

glittergooch:

I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match

we joke but this is an actual thing